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This is for the ... the teenagers who ... are hangin' out in Hillcrest and 24 East ... between 1 a.m. and 5 a.m. in the mornin'. ... Could y'all please be a little bit considerate of the tenants who live out there?

I'd like to know why ... some parents let their children get in wrestlin' ... and weightliftin' and football knowin' Bulloch Academy has no insurance plan for those students and the parents don't have any insurance and a child gets hurt? ... Why is it these parents are allowed to put their children in sports and they get hurt and the child sufferin' from pain and suffer? ... And nobody cares. There's more protection for bulldog fighting than there is for those children that have no insurance.

How weird. ... So many professional ball players in the summer weather ... wears ... bushy sideburns and beards. ... Bring on the Kool-Aid®!

With all the doctors we have here in Statesboro ... is there even one ... whose specialty is geriatrics? ... There a lotta old folks around.

... Obama has blamed Bush for three years for our high unemployment. ... This week, he said ATM machines ... were also contributing to our high unemployment. ... Therefore ... quit usin' ATM machines and go in the bank to get your money. ... The bank will be required to hire more ... employees ... therefore, reducing unemployment. ... Do you wonder why the U.S. ... is in such bad shape?