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Boy, howdy! ... If the picture on B1 is any indication of how the new coaches ... are teachin' their players to ... defend passes ... Georgia Southern fans are in for another long year.

I believe that we should hold the incompetent attorneys for the city of Statesboro liable for all the lawsuits that are happenin'. Fire the damn attorneys. ... Don't blame it on the city manager.

Why are the city councilmen riding around with a man suin' the city? ... Sounds really fishy to me.

Dr. Bressler, Mr. Double Negative. As an educated man, you would not say 'can't hardly' ... or 'won't hardly', yet you come out with 'not hardly'. It's time to review the grammar book.

Why would any person believe Barack Hussein Obama is a Muslim?

... This is to the fool who ... is complaining about Obama wanting the terrorists who kill our ... who kill our people ... build a mosque. ... If you read the paper sometime, maybe you'd find out ... that he is not ... he is not gonna decide anything about that. And that he's leaving it up to ... the people in New York. So, maybe you should actually use 50 cents and buy a paper sometime rather than just calling and making vents in the vent column. Thanks. Have a good day.

I was watchin' the peanut festival today. They said that Mr. Peanut's suit ... is cracked. They wanna know where he could probably get a new one. If they contact Planters Peanuts, they could probably buy one.