"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail — A best friend is one who sits beside you in the cell and says, “Man that was fun.” — AnonymousFriendship is a precious commodity but it has certain rules that must be strictly adhered to in order for the relationship to flourish. As most of you are aware the guidelines are different for men and women in this matter. Thus my contribution today is a feeble attempt to clarify some of the standards for guys.