Note: All comments published in Soundoff are the opinions of the anonymous callers and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Statesboro Herald. To leave your message of 30 seconds or less, call (912) 489-3733. ... This is to the man that says he couldn't find his paper in his yard. ... He woke up and couldn't find his paper in his yard. What he need to do is probably pay his bill, feed his dog or either check down to his momma house. ... One of the three.