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This is to blogs ... in Thursday's paper: what has happened to the American male, we have a name for it, but I'm not allowed to use it ... in this paper or any other public place.

Our board of education ... says they're strapped for cash. ... Yet, they spend over a hundred thousand dollars for a new phone system. ... What's up?

This is for the Carmike ... Theater: please put your ... advertisement back in the paper, especially on the weekend. ... You call out to the theater and you can't understand ... what is being said. It would be very nice to see the schedule back in print.

Oh, shame on you, Statesboro, once again, for lack of support. One of our finer eateries - or at least better establishment - has closed. Michael's Seafood and Deli. It was fresh-cooked. It was hot cooked to order. It was certainly reasonable. And it's gone now. ... So enjoy your hotty-totty upper class restaurants where ... regular people can't afford.

Can't y'all just imagine the looks on the faces of Obama and the other idiots in the White House ... when they found out that all that stuff about Afghanistan ... but has s'posed to be secret from from the American people ... had been released? ... Man, I bet that was one heck of a show.

What's goin' on with the Statesboro Police Department? Northside Drive in front of Goodyear Tire has become a speed trap.