Note: All comments published in Soundoff are the opinions of the anonymous callers and do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the Statesboro Herald. To leave your message of 30 seconds or less, call (912) 489-3733. … I just heard about the lady who went up in a chur … local church … and slapped a deacon. I was just wonderin' was this one of those times where you turn to your neighbor and slap them, too?