Ah, Malachi. His words — at least some of his words — would most likely end up in the "books to be banned" department. The little scrap of scripture can be found in my brother-in-law's and my choice of biblical passages we always wanted to preach, but were afraid to try. "Why did Saul go into the cave?" "Keep your hands to yourself, woman." And our favorite, "David's hot water bottle."