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I'm respondin' to the person that says the Democrats are just after the Mexican vote. ... The Democrats will probably get the Mexican vote ... because ... the Republicans don't ... have anything to offer the Mexicans. ... They don't have anything to offer the ... blacks. ... They don't have anything to offer the poor whites. All they represent ... is the filthy rich and the well-off ... and the few ignorant middle-class that don't know any better. Thank you very much and have a very nice day.

What changes at city hall are immediately in order ... to settle the guys' suit out of court?

Well, the Obama administration has given NASA a new mission. Not the moon, not Mars, not space ... not even the space station. Nope. NASA's now being charged with makin' Muslim countries feel good about themselves and their contributions to science. Oh, how times have changed.

... A 55 percent winnin' rate for women's basketball is way be ... low a B-. It wouldn't even be a D.

This is to the fella who got stopped at one o'clock in the morning by the cop. The cop had probable cause. He thought you were drunk. He thought you were drivin' while intoxicated.

A quote from Winston Churchill: 'I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity, is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.' ... I think Obama's honeymoon is over.

Georgia Southern Eagles ... the doormats of the Southern Conference. No playoffs no time soon. Y'all have fun.