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This is in reference to the organization over there close to the Boys and Girls Club that will pay your utility bill or water bill … when you don't have the money and you give 'em all the information they need … and they still don't pay it, tellin' you that they gonna pay it and then the … utility company ends up … cuttin' your utilities off because you thought they were gonna pay it. … If you're gonna pay it for the people … pay it. If you're not, let 'em know so they can make arrangements to try to get them the money. You know, you're supposed to be there for a helpin' hand and … you're not doin' it. Have a good day.

To the caller about an investigation on 9-11: you need to worry about our president tryin' to turn this country into an ungodly socialist nation. As far as the World Trade Center fallin', it was from tremendous heat from thousands of gallons of jet fuel burnin', which weakened the steel support. Then gravity took over. Now tell us again what … kind of certificate you have.

I saw on the news where Russia and the United States are swapping. … Maybe they will take Obama, Biden, Pelosi and Reid for two quarts of cheap vodka and a burned-out Yugo. That should be a fair trade.

Well, let's see. Today is July 9th. … Summer's windin' down. … Really? … Planes couldn't have brought down the towers. … Huh. Someone wants to send her husband … to Mexico with all those fleet Marines. … I sure hope there's … not a lot of out-of-towners in Statesboro this mornin' to read our papers.