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To the person who found the bank envelope ... and the check stub uptown Thursday: when you didn't return it to the name on the check stub ... you proved yourself just to be another common ... dishonest, sorry excuse for a human being. And I don't think God looks kindly upon dishonest, sorry excuses for human beings.

Consider this: only in America ... a presidential candidate can run on a list of promises, not keep most of them ... and half-way through his first term start a campaign on the same broken promises ... and win reelection.

... I'm callin' in reference to the ... chemical spill in the Ogeechee River. ... I'm just callin' to inform ... the peoples that may not know ... that the ... discharge pipe from King Finishin' is located directly in the center ... of the Ogeechee River. ... Many times you see blue dye boiling up in the middle of the river ... and that comes directly from King Finishin'. This is for people that does not know ... where the chemical is bein' dumped.

Paper reads, 'Massive fish killin' in the 'geechee River.' ... All of it's south ... of the dump site ... none north of the dump site. ... Holli, you know what's goin' on. ... Make sure that it's took care of.

Let's see ... 1.35 inches of rain ... was 1.97 inches above normal. ... Sounds like a good one for Ask Marilyn ... in Parade magazine.

Angela has the stupidest ... bankruptcy commercials with dogs I ever seen in my life!