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This is the head deacon at the First ... Self-Righteous Church. ... All of you people up on Lakeview that are dissatisfied with your neighbors ... come on to church on Sunday. You can pull the knives out of each other's back and talk about your problems ... face to face. ... I love each and every one of you.

They're buildin' the new houses so tight nowadays. ... Especially in the smaller houses, people will be ... dyin' in their sleep for lack of oxygen. ... You know, if you don't have some fresh air comin' in the ... in the ... house, there's only so much oxygen. The lower that oxygen gets in the air, the harder it is for people to ... get oxygen.

... When is Harville Road gonna be repaved? ... Every time it rains, huge potholes show up. It's getting quite dangerous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.

If conservatives are waging a war on women ... liberals must be waging a war on babies.

I would like to know what happened. ... We had a fall, a winter, a summer. ... A fall, winter ... we skipped spring. What happened to spring? We went straight to summer.

Mrs. Tiffany P. Todd has worked at Southeast Bulloch High School for many years; has gotten numerous ... teacher awards, and in my eyes, is the best overall teacher in Bulloch County. From her student, James Thomas Johnson, aka J.T.